Sunday, February 28, 2010
Friday, February 26, 2010
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and Noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance,
Particularly in the flower and jewelry applications,
Which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable Programs,
such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,
And then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1
Also Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 Simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 To fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,
while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.HTML and
Try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to Install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed,
Husband 1.0 should then automatically run The applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application Can cause Husband 1.0
to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program That will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will Eventually seize control of all your systems resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported Applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program,
But it does have limited memory and cannot learn New applications quickly.
You might consider Buying additional software to improve memory And performance.
We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Monday, February 22, 2010
Well it all started with Thanksgiving 09...Tegan had pink eye, then I had a cold, then Rylee had a cold, then Tegan had a cold, the week before Christmas Paul had strep, the day of Christmas I had strep, then Tegan had a cold turned sinus infection, then Tegan caught a stomach bug, then Rylee caught a way worse stomach bug, then I had a stomach bug (notice Paul didn't catch this b/c he goes no where near vomit!), then Rylee got sick again and has stayed that way for over two weeks now so it was finally determined by a Dr. tonight that she has a sinus infection, then Tegan started Saturday with sickness and it was determined by the same Dr. that he has strep throat and to round it out will be me...my throat hurts like crazy and I'm pretty sure I will be on my death bed by morning.
Can you top that???
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Anyways, Grey's Anatomy is one of my demons of choice when it comes to prime time TV. I love it. I live for it. I plan my nightly shower around it. But its not all bad, if you listen to the parts that Meredith are narrating you will hear advice. Advice about life and it is usually pretty darn good. This past weeks advice was about CHOICES and how everyday we make a choice to do things...for example: get out of bed, love the one you are with, deal with your kids like an adult and not sink to their level, etc... Now, remember everything I just said and let me fast forward to church on Sunday.
The sermon was about living and loving for God. He went on to talk about how in all things we do, it should be for God. His "story" for the day was about a time when him and his wife were having one of those three day long fights. She continued to do the small things for him that she always did every other day all while still being fighting mad at him. She went on to tell him that she was still mad at him, didn't like him very much right now but she loved God. So she moved forward only for God. Not don't take that as you should just stay with someone for God. When you have done all you can...you have just done all you can!
Now let's take what we learned from Grey's and what we learned from God's house and put them together. We make a choice. Some of us make bad choices and some of us good choices. I yell. It's what I know and it's what I do so when I get frustrated with my kids, I yell at them. I break their spirit every time I do it but it happens before I even know it is coming. I just yell. Don't get me wrong, sometimes I am pretty sure that they can't hear my voice unless I am yelling at them but in most situations I don't NEED to yell....I CHOOSE to yell. Would I yell at God? I prayed to God today to help me to learn to be a good parent for him. I need to do it for him...not for me or for you who set the standards for me. Of course I forgot all about that when I walked away from something cooking on the stove and came back to Tegan who had pulled a chair over, climbed up on the counter and was studying the popping grease that was coming from the pan. I also forgot all about it when Tegan was taking a yo yo and slinging it over his head which was then hitting our TV screen over and over again. Oh and I also forgot about it when while in the bathtub he took a giant cup of water, looked at me, smiled and proceeded to pour it in to the bathroom floor behind the toilet.
Then I started thinking about all the choices I make. I choose to worry about EVERY LITTLE TINY THING that God throws my way instead of just going with the flow. I choose to be totally unorganized. I choose to not give my husband credit for what he is doing. I choose to not be able to see my mom right now b/c the choice she made wasn't the choice I wanted her to make which in turn punishes her and me when we aren't the two who did anything wrong in the situation. Someone in my mom's life choose to make a decision that affects everyone. I choose every thought in my head. So maybe I can choose to change it. All of my choices should be made for God.
Romans 8:28 says "And we know that in all things God works for the good of those who love him, who have been called according to his purpose."
So hopefully tomorrow I will CHOOSE to be a good parent for God and do a little better b/c bless my heart, today was a total wash!!!
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Friday, February 12, 2010
and it is still snowing here at 7:17 pm!!!
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Monday, February 8, 2010
Yesterday as I was getting him ready for his bath he was having a total conversation with me about his big boy bed:
Teg: "I wike (like) my big boy bed"
Me: "You do? Well why won't you stay in it?"
Teg: with this surprised wide eyed look he says "I not know mommy. It hard to tay (stay) in my big boy bed but I wike it"
I couldn't help but laugh at him b/c it was like he was telling me that it is just to tempting to not get up.
So last night we tried it again. He went to bed at 8:30 and sometime after 10:00 daddy had enough and put him in his baby bed. He woke up at 3:18 am screaming and wanting to get in his big boy bed so I laid down with him thinking he would fall asleep there. No such luck. At 5:00 AM I bribed my 2 year old back in to his baby bed by telling him I would give him some juice! It worked, I went back to sleep and am preparing to do it all over again tonight:)
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
So we were just sitting around the living room last night and Rylee grabs Tegan's hat and breaks out in full rap mode. Of course this is something she learned from Hannah Montana but it has to be the cutest thing ever. Unfortunately she had done it several times and did it great every time and the one time I video her doing it she got her words mixed up and then my dang camera battery went dead. But it is cute none the less...
Hope this makes your day like it made mine! My Rylee is the best thing EVER!!!!
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
I started a photography class at UGA last night. I already learned a few things about my menu settings that I didn't have a clue about. The only thing is that the teacher has a Nikon, so he keeps showing us his Nikon menu and it is not the same as the Canon. Luckily there are several other people in the class that have Canons too so they keep asking questions. I hope I learn a lot in the class!
I am attempting to potty train Tegan which he actually does pretty good at with a pull up on. I'm so tired of changing diapers!!! There has been some crying during this potty training process but I'm sucking it up and drying my tears:)
School...well I am hanging in the school thing. I have went from one program change to another while trying to figure out what I want to do when I grow up:) I think I am finally going to go back to what I started for and focus on something in the health field even though I am pretty sure that is what 90% of all college students are going to school for now.
And that is all for this random Tuesday post...thank you for joining us and come back soon!